Well, since I owed my viewers a Captain Planet episode review, I figured I should get back into it. What happens when a 90’s PSA cartoon confronts an issue of the first world by placing it in the third world? I get political, that’s what. Oh, and bonus politics afterward with an OMG Spoilers review from earlier this year. Continue reading →
I must apologize for this one. Even though I put in quite a bit of time, I didn’t really put in enough in my eyes. Perhaps as I gain more experience, I will revisit these old reviews for reshoots, but I’ve got a bit of a deadline for the next one.
So, RayEarth. It would be silly to call this a black eye on the franchise, since this barely qualifies as an entry. Abandon Hope, friends.
My Halloween review for the year. Well, I did post it on Blip and Youtube on Halloween. If you thought Scary Movie was the only Scream Parody, you thought wrong. Tom Arnold and Tiffani Thiessen act alongside people who probably expect more than just a paycheck from this made-for-TV parody. That, and bonus Generic Brand Review after the jump. Continue reading →
Feeling a bit sick this week, and have some work schedule conflicts, so no new Midnight review. Instead, here are the previous two. First up, Spy Kids 4, where I find a few things funny in the movie and thus enjoy the (objectively bad) experience:
And secondly, Guillermo Del Toro’s Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. Beware the spoilers and bitching about why I hate horror films. Oh, and go see this one, it’s not bad.
Yeah, well, as it turns out, Adobe Premiere is a crazy resource hog, and even with a brand new computer, I’m having some trouble getting it to do what I ask, but I know how to do everything I need, so it’s just a matter of time. The next review is coming, and soon, but it’s not coming quite yet.
I said it would be done by today. So here it is. This is the kind of movie that appeals to pretty specific audiences, but I liked it, so you might too!
On a side note, I’m giving up on Pinnacle Studio, because its a flawed piece of crap that constantly crashes and fights me for control harder than an OS X Mac. A few notes after the jump. Continue reading →