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		<title>DTV Hell: RayEarth</title>
		<link>http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/2011/12/24/dtv-hell-rayearth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virgil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I must apologize for this one.  Even though I put in quite a bit of time, I didn&#8217;t really put in enough in my eyes.  Perhaps as I gain more experience, I will revisit these old reviews for reshoots, but I&#8217;ve got a bit of a deadline for the next one. So, RayEarth.  It would [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dtvhell.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14071232&amp;post=155&amp;subd=dtvhell&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>DTV Hell (with bonus!): Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th</title>
		<link>http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/2011/11/03/dtv-hell-with-bonus-shriek-if-you-know-what-i-did-last-friday-the-13th/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virgil</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/?p=143</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My Halloween review for the year. Well, I did post it on Blip and Youtube on Halloween. If you thought Scary Movie was the only Scream Parody, you thought wrong. Tom Arnold and Tiffani Thiessen act alongside people who probably expect more than just a paycheck from this made-for-TV parody. That, and bonus Generic Brand [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dtvhell.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14071232&amp;post=143&amp;subd=dtvhell&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A bunch of Generic Reviews: Real Steel, 50/50, Lion King 3D, Drive, and The Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 19:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virgil</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/?p=139</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, big content relinking today: reviews of the movies I&#8217;ve seen the last month or so. Lots of stuff, so after the break. First up, Real Steel, in which Richard Matheson gets screwed over by Hollywood.  Again.  Poor guy. Next, we have 50/50, a story of a man with spine cancer dealing with a poorly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dtvhell.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14071232&amp;post=139&amp;subd=dtvhell&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Generic Brand Movie Review: Apollo 18 (Space Horror!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 20:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virgil</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/?p=134</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, Zen and I went to this movie. Something about the moon and rock lobsters and secret plans of the DOD working with the Ruskies. I don&#8217;t know, I was just enjoying the ride.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dtvhell.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14071232&amp;post=134&amp;subd=dtvhell&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>More Midnight Hell: Spy Kids 4 and Don&#8217;t be Afraid of the Dark</title>
		<link>http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/2011/09/01/more-midnight-hell-spy-kids-4-and-dont-be-afraid-of-the-dark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 22:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virgil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Feeling a bit sick this week, and have some work schedule conflicts, so no new Midnight review.  Instead, here are the previous two.  First up, Spy Kids 4, where I find a few things funny in the movie and thus enjoy the (objectively bad) experience: And secondly, Guillermo Del Toro&#8217;s Don&#8217;t Be Afraid of the Dark.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dtvhell.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14071232&amp;post=128&amp;subd=dtvhell&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>DTV Hell Special: Little Mermaid 3 and &#8220;Midnight Hell&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/2011/08/14/dtv-hell-special-little-mermaid-3-and-midnight-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 16:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virgil</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/?p=117</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey, I have a pair of videos for you all today.  First, my Midnight Release review of &#8220;30 Minutes or Less&#8221; with Zen&#8217;s more thorough review of &#8220;Final Destination 5&#8243; in 3D! Next up, my newest DTV Hell review of Little Mermaid: Ariel&#8217;s Beginning.  And this time, it&#8217;s not a Disney Sequel, it&#8217;s a prequel!  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dtvhell.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14071232&amp;post=117&amp;subd=dtvhell&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>So, it&#8217;s been a month&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/2011/07/26/so-its-been-a-month/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virgil</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/?p=114</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, well, as it turns out, Adobe Premiere is a crazy resource hog, and even with a brand new computer, I&#8217;m having some trouble getting it to do what I ask, but I know how to do everything I need, so it&#8217;s just a matter of time.  The next review is coming, and soon, but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dtvhell.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14071232&amp;post=114&amp;subd=dtvhell&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>DTV Hell: Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea</title>
		<link>http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/2011/06/21/dtv-hell-little-mermaid-ii-return-to-the-sea/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virgil</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/?p=110</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In which I see similarities to reality that Disney never thought of.  Still kinda a bad movie.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dtvhell.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14071232&amp;post=110&amp;subd=dtvhell&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>DTV Heaven: Roman (video review)</title>
		<link>http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/2011/05/15/dtv-heaven-roman-video-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 21:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virgil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I said it would be done by today.  So here it is.  This is the kind of movie that appeals to pretty specific audiences, but I liked it, so you might too! On a side note, I&#8217;m giving up on Pinnacle Studio, because its a flawed piece of crap that constantly crashes and fights me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dtvhell.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14071232&amp;post=106&amp;subd=dtvhell&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Update: Roman hates me.  Or, maybe Pinnacle does&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dtvhell.wordpress.com/2011/05/14/update-roman-hates-me-or-maybe-pinnacle-does/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 13:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Virgil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Roman review will, come hell or high water, be finished by the end of Sunday. I&#8217;ve had some real problems getting the footage and audio to sync properly after the first segment of the movie, so I&#8217;ve been sitting on a half-done review for a couple days. However, the next two reviews have already [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dtvhell.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14071232&amp;post=103&amp;subd=dtvhell&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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