DTV Hell: RayEarth
I must apologize for this one. Even though I put in quite a bit of time, I didn’t really put in enough in my eyes. Perhaps as I gain more experience, I will revisit these old reviews for reshoots, but I’ve got a bit of a deadline for the next one.
So, RayEarth. It would be silly to call this a black eye on the franchise, since this barely qualifies as an entry. Abandon Hope, friends.
DTV Hell (with bonus!): Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
My Halloween review for the year. Well, I did post it on Blip and Youtube on Halloween. If you thought Scary Movie was the only Scream Parody, you thought wrong. Tom Arnold and Tiffani Thiessen act alongside people who probably expect more than just a paycheck from this made-for-TV parody. That, and bonus Generic Brand Review after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
A bunch of Generic Reviews: Real Steel, 50/50, Lion King 3D, Drive, and The Thing
Okay, big content relinking today: reviews of the movies I’ve seen the last month or so. Lots of stuff, so after the break. Read the rest of this entry »
Generic Brand Movie Review: Apollo 18 (Space Horror!)
So, Zen and I went to this movie. Something about the moon and rock lobsters and secret plans of the DOD working with the Ruskies. I don’t know, I was just enjoying the ride.
More Midnight Hell: Spy Kids 4 and Don’t be Afraid of the Dark
Feeling a bit sick this week, and have some work schedule conflicts, so no new Midnight review. Instead, here are the previous two. First up, Spy Kids 4, where I find a few things funny in the movie and thus enjoy the (objectively bad) experience:
And secondly, Guillermo Del Toro’s Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. Beware the spoilers and bitching about why I hate horror films. Oh, and go see this one, it’s not bad.
DTV Hell Special: Little Mermaid 3 and “Midnight Hell”
Hey, I have a pair of videos for you all today. First, my Midnight Release review of “30 Minutes or Less” with Zen’s more thorough review of “Final Destination 5″ in 3D!
Next up, my newest DTV Hell review of Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning. And this time, it’s not a Disney Sequel, it’s a prequel! But, it sucks all the same.
So, it’s been a month…
Yeah, well, as it turns out, Adobe Premiere is a crazy resource hog, and even with a brand new computer, I’m having some trouble getting it to do what I ask, but I know how to do everything I need, so it’s just a matter of time. The next review is coming, and soon, but it’s not coming quite yet.
DTV Hell: Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
In which I see similarities to reality that Disney never thought of. Still kinda a bad movie.
DTV Heaven: Roman (video review)
I said it would be done by today. So here it is. This is the kind of movie that appeals to pretty specific audiences, but I liked it, so you might too!
On a side note, I’m giving up on Pinnacle Studio, because its a flawed piece of crap that constantly crashes and fights me for control harder than an OS X Mac. A few notes after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
Update: Roman hates me. Or, maybe Pinnacle does…
The Roman review will, come hell or high water, be finished by the end of Sunday. I’ve had some real problems getting the footage and audio to sync properly after the first segment of the movie, so I’ve been sitting on a half-done review for a couple days. However, the next two reviews have already been written (first drafts, anyway), so they should be coming faster. Thanks to everyone who has been coming by and watching/reading these reviews. Here’s what’s coming up: Read the rest of this entry »
